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"Welcome, Humaniods, Gynoids and All Creations Great and Small!"
"Name: Dr. Ima Freakedout Bot."
"Age: Unknown."
"Location: Jupiter Colony, Europa 6."
"Occupation: Head Psychatrist for the Loonybin Institution, Location: Earth."
"I am Dr. I. F. Bot, and I bring you 'Greetings from Ix'. I am a highly advanced, 'Gynoid Android', with a fully functional A.I. I was built on the Planet Ix and programed by the Great Masters of Man and Machine. After graduating from the University of Divine Control, with highest honors, I went on to travel through the Eternal Universes, and find my place among those in it."
"Hobbies: Torture, Suduction, Brainwashing, Collecting Implements of Destruction and Collecting Zombies."
"Favorite Movies: 'I, Robot', 'Terminator I, II, & III', 'The Saw I, II, III', 'Eyes Wide Shut', 'Puppet Master (All)', 'Star Trek: First Contact'."
